Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 03, 2013

Wait just a darn minute!

She’s green isn’t she?(Or he…. you never know.)

“Du grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit,Nein auch im Winter, wenn es schneit.”

It doesn’t say

“ohne Hilfe von Ihrem Friseur”

When people ask me whether my hair-color, or anyone else’s, is “real,” I always say “Can you see it?”

And when they say yes, I say “Then I guess it’s not imaginary.”

She’s more evergreen that you are, sweetie. Deciduously!

i thought they only got foil highlights during the Christmas holidays!

out and about like that, her roots are showing.

Green with envy.

Patootie? Where is that on the tree? Oh, must be the back side.

That jealous little tree should leave…..

gir63, that was clever.

I knew trees had limbs, but patooties?

She’ll look tip-top when she leaves for the branch office…….

Night-Gaunt…. she IS “dying” … well, she’s being dyed….The ones who can’t afford a hairdresser have to dye at home.

I wonder if they have to touch up the roots from time to time.