The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for May 24, 2013

He’d be better off hooked up to a conveyer belt

Good Morning All

Susan, Please refrain from putting any graphic in my head of the Pennys copulating. There is not enough brain bleach in the reservoir to handle that image.

Y’know, Leaky, I always thought that the Pennys actually did have a conveyor belt and that it ran from the Hostess trailer out back into their mouths. (They had home delivery.)I wonder if the Tone-Master is one of those “seen on TV” things Joy saw on late-night. She stays up late until Burl goes to sleep because he always wants to, well, y’know, get frisky. Gotcha! We all know the only long, hot thing either of them is interested in is a bratwurst.

LMAO@ Mikie

Leaky, I’m sorry I couldn’t make it to your party in person. I did watch it live via satellite, though. (Your friends at that “other” agency linked me through since they were watching anyway.) You’re a great host.

Ever the businesswoman, Susan knows how to jack up sales of their product!!

If it ‘vibrates and tones fat and muscle’ Burl should have it hooked up to his head…

NO NO NO!It wasn’t about Burl and Joy!YUCK!

I explained my intent at the end of yesterday…..perhaps I’ll have to re-post it here.

Not even to sell brain bleach would I cause my dear pals that sort of pain….honestly!

Meanwhile…. Burl’s muscles (hah!) and fat are getting electronically stimulated.

They won’t know what to do. No part of him is used to any sort of stimulation.Forget emotion, excitement, any kind of mental stimulation….I don’t even think they normally feel hunger, or pain….

They eat when food is in front of them, which is all the time…they don’t have to think about anything, cos the TV is on….and they don’t do anything to stretch their bodies or their minds.

An electrode is the high point of Burl’s day.

Copied from Thursday’s forum, this is what I said earlier this evening (cos it’s still Thursday bedtime where I am) about Burl’s… er… wallet accessory:………………………………………Just for the record….

I did say it was from 1962.I wasn’t thinking about anything Burl and Joy do or did… um…. together….There’s no way I would ever want to dwell on that…not ever.No, it’s the same condom he carried around in high school, just in case he ever “wink” “wink”…. “scored” … after the big game….you know…. with a girl…The same condom he thought made him look cool….but never got a chance to …. road test.He never gave up carrying it around even after he married Joy…cos it’s part of his self-image.He even secretly hopes that cute cashier at Crust Foods will catch a glimpse of it….not that he wants anything from her…he doesn’t even flirt…cos he’s already got an adoring wife….But just so she’ll realise he’s a man of the world…Always…. you know…. prepared.

Isn’t this like ordering a double big mac and large fries with water because you are watching calories? Or is the junk for Joy since Burl is knocking off the fat? The gallon of gatorade isn’t doing good either. Or is it soda in a gatorade cup? So good to see Joy is looking after Burl in a loving way…….

This is a true story…………When I was in high school (eons ago), they had this sandwich shop at the end of the block.At lunchtime I saw this rather “portly” girl sitting on the bench eating a po-boy about a yard long and drinking a chocolate flavored metrecal. I don’t even know if they make metrecal anymore.

No one’s noticed the “Tae Bo” DVD on the table. That must be for Joy and Verla. They’ll put on their semi-transparent “Zoo-lilly” exercise apparel and have at it for 2 or 3 minutes or until they need a snack (whichever comes first)..Since Burl is sitting at a 90* angle to the TV he’ll exercise his neck muscle at least.

My favorite today (so far) and adding “as the world sits” on the TV screen was a stroke of comedic brilliance!

I’d like to take the tone master and plug it into the 240 volt dryer outlet, that might vibrate some fat off that beached whale. “Busy people” don’t watch soap opras and eat snacks in the middle of the day, or are the snacks for Joy as she watches him vibrate, guess we don’t know.

When I was in HS (won’t even say how long ago 1951-1955 ) the “Huddle” was a shop across the street where I spent as much time as possible to study between classes. I had at least 1 or 2 hot dogs and Pepsi’s every day there and had the juke box playing all the time. I was a weirdo who did “interpretive dance” to Jezabel and sang along to “Kiss of Fire”. LOL (memries)

Today’s cartoon genuinely amused me, and the comments are the icing on the cake. Pass the brain bleach please.

Folks like the Pennys would benefit from Garcinia Cambogia per the article I read it only works for lazy overweight who insist on following unhealthy diet.Burl’s weight loss

green coffee bean extract and raspberry ketones for weight loss

I want a “Tone Master”…. At least when you got it all hooked up… no one would bother you…..! ! !

Good “REAL Morning”… ! ! !Time for Coffee here… in Crustwood….

Burl has no muscles to “tone up” and Joy is bring her poor Burl a tray of sustenence in case he becomes weak, what with all that exercise. Good afternoon, logging in late I never know if what I write gets read, but its fun to write anyway!

2Old…. it always gets read!I’m sure I’m not the only one who usually checks this forum later, and again around the time the new strips come out.

I also answer late, cos I keep odd hours…. so I hope you check back too.

It’s possible that no one will see things added after “the turn,” as I call it…so if it’s that late, I answer on the new strip instead.

@2Old, I usually leave DS and BS both open overnight and see in the AM whatever was written (unless PC decides to restart). Some of the comments that I make, I only dare to do when it’s getting late (even tho’ I always think that way) and in my day there WERE no diet sodas (in Mexico when I worked there in the 70s) there were none even at that time.G’night all!