Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 23, 2013
May 22, 2013
May 24, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: I got arrested for illegal gambling. Pig: Oh, no. What happened? Rat: They let me go 'cause I rolled over. Talked. Gave 'em all the info they wanted on the people they wanted. Pig: What people? Baby: I want a lawyer and a choo choo train.
WoodEye over 11 years ago
Problem solved… in typical Rat fashion.
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
“Don’t be such a crybaby. After all, 99 years isn’t forever!”
Odd Dog Premium Member over 11 years ago
And Rat puts the “RAT” in Rat Fink.
Or maybe it’s “you dirty rat”
zero over 11 years ago
All’s well that ends well
gocomics over 11 years ago
I hope Pastis does another one of those “wrap up several story lines in one strip” thing again…
juicebruce over 11 years ago
“Rat” rat’d out.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Bookie Baby behind bars! Bawls!Rat-ratted runt! Ain’t no choo-choo trains in the slam, newbie!
eddie6192 over 11 years ago
& a supply of Pampers.
pc368dude over 11 years ago
He needs a rattle to rake across the bars while yelling “You dirty screw!”
finale over 11 years ago
Let’s hope we’ve seen the last of Baby Bookie.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
Was Victor McLaglen reincarnated as Rat?!?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
@JR6019—Please see my final comment on yesterday’s cartoon.
w2lj over 11 years ago
He could squeeze himself right through those bars.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
there ain’t no prison that can hold me…said he.
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Rats! Baby Bookie will create a real stink now.
Potrzebie over 11 years ago
He going to tattoo “love” and “hate” on his knuckles, work out and come looking for rat when he’s release on good behavior!
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Better behave yourself, BB, or you’ll have to go sit in the corner.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Cute… Very CUTE!
LOL xxx
bmonk over 11 years ago
Let’s hope imprisonment changes baby. Or at least that the guards will change him as needed.
Mr. Snuffles' Accomplice Premium Member over 11 years ago
Thanks, Rat, for clarifying the term “rolling over” : )
For a second, I thought your “constitutional” rights had been violated during your “brief” stay in prison.
Beats having to “bend over” backwards for freedom.
Srover over 11 years ago
I know this isn’t wrong, it just feels that way.
LilPeruna almost 4 years ago
Juvenile hall looks plenty scary!