Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 26, 2009
Transcript:
Miss Bliss: Class, please stay right here while Miss Bliss buys a map. Kevin: Look at this snack aisle! Dill: Ah! Beni: Til you see something like this you forget just how vivid colors can be. Nara: Burritos, hot dogs and donuts, many older than me! Marcus: If my mom could see me now, her head would explode. Alice: This is the best petting zoo ever!
margueritem over 15 years ago
Love it! So Marcus’ Mom has exploding head syndrome.
margueritem over 15 years ago
And Nara is very wise concerning the age of the donuts.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 15 years ago
And Alice thinks it’s a petting zoo.
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 15 years ago
Just what is Alice looking to pet? Or who?
sjiwani over 15 years ago
Alice will pet the hot dogs and then eat them. This is the best petting zoo!!
kimberphi over 15 years ago
I’ve had “exploding head syndrome” myself…
bald over 15 years ago
the kids seem to like it here miss bliss could just stay here and then go back to the school
snarkm over 15 years ago
Poor Miss Bliss, I don’t think you can buy a map with the way back to sanity at a gas station.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Miss Bliss is buying an out of state map at this point. The kids are on their own and seem quite happy about it.
saxie5 over 15 years ago
I have to question a teacher who doesn’t have directions on a field trip…
BenPanced over 15 years ago
Oh, this has GOT to be better than a petting zoo!
lewisbower over 15 years ago
A male teacher wouldn’t need directions
Danabug over 15 years ago
I think she wants directions around the traffic snafu - but I like the idea that it’s an out-of-state map better!
Rhubarbed over 15 years ago
Dudes! She needs a map because of the unscheduled potty stop and that it would be foolish to get back on the freeway for ten more miles of back-up. She’s looking for another way.
Of course a man would just end up in NYC driving by instinct rather than admit needing assistance. We nearly spent the night at the zoo once because the ex wouldn’t ask for a jump after leaving the lights on all day. We watched everyone leave before he would even attempt a rolling start. Thank goodness he knew how to pop a clutch since so few do these days (yes, I know how too). Manual shift is the greatest modern theft deterrent.
D-i-c-e-R over 15 years ago
She left them alone in the snack aisle. Talk about feeding the animals. No kid could resist that temptation.
comics4brown over 15 years ago
“burritos, hot dogs and donuts, many older than me!” — way too funny esp. when I’ve been places where I could almost say the same thing and I’m over 50!
uh-ohkid over 15 years ago
I like their eyes - so wide with delight and wonder at the sights of the snack aisle!
Are2Dee2 over 3 years ago
Ha Ha Ha!