Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 15, 2013

More like a dead wives’ tale.

Couldn’t be an OLD wives tale cos none of ’em lived long enough….

A couple were older but old was in short supply.

Re: He’s pulling your leg.

I think he’s pulling a tale.

@susan “old” as in former not age.

The fate of of Henry’s wives, in order:

Divorced, beheaded, died,Divorced, beheaded, survived.

Other mens old wives tale.

I’m just glad he didn’t have Anne’s head mounted as a Boleyn trophy.

I’m ’Enry the Eighth I am’Enry the Eighth I am I am

Dead women tell no tales. I think if we were living then, given the life expectancy of the time, a lot of us would be considered ancient.

Ironhand….so…. um…jokes and puns are no longer allowed?

Oh my…. whatever will I do??

Comic lover….. so you’re saying Catherine Howard was all right without her head?

if she was old, she was someone else’s wife. hey “iron”, rust never sleeps