Strange Brew by John Deering for May 17, 2013

“Atilla you when… "

And please stop hoarding the sugar.

I HATE it when a waitress or cashier calls me Hon.

It’s funny because they’re the local taxing authority.

Just don’t ask for Spam. The Vikings in the corner got it all.

Forget the rape part; you can still pillage.

In Vegas, too, everyone is “Hon,” or “Dear.”