Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 14, 2013

I wonder if that would work?

Maybe the Huns will laugh themselves to death.

Hey, it worked for Mel in Braveheart.

GWB should have taken some lessons for his foray into Iraq. You know, like not telling them what was coming..I bet that Rodney and the King didn’t lie about why they were coming.

Well, at least he got the “shock” part right.

The HORROR!

The trouble with that plan was discovered when Sir Rodney’s men realized too late that not only did 10% of the Huns not seem to mind but they also proceeded to…….

Shock yes, but not so much of the awe!

With men and woman both in the service now, it might have possibilities.

I call it Schlock and Ewwwwww!

Reminds me of the Tim Allen joke about his wife walking into the bathroom as he was bending over naked to put the plug in the bathtub..She said..“My God..did a goat just wander in here?”

I hope they don’t poop in their general direction.

Indeed. More mooning, less mourning.

I’m exercising my right to concealed bum carry right now. you seem to be in the “open carry” faction