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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 06, 2013
May 05, 2013
May 07, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: If I want go be in the play, I'm gonna have to fake not-sick. It just means I have to do some extra acting! I mean, I was already planning to make everyone think I was a ladybug! Marigold: I have never actually thought you were a bug. Marigold: Yeah, but you know me.
kaykeyser almost 12 years ago
Well this can’t end well. Unless it ends with Dakota laid up along side you both sick with hot water bottles on your heads while she said “This is an other fine mess you got me in to.” Buy, yah I can just see any thing form Pheebs passing out on stage, sneezing threw a line to getting the entire cast sick. or maybe she just eats the lolly pop and looses it soon after? Or she could just fail at faking healthy.
or be so good at faking healthy that when she wants to fake sick she can’t.
Q4horse almost 12 years ago
You cannot fake out your Mom. They have a sixth sense about such things. She feels your forehead and you are busted.
rpmurray almost 12 years ago
I don’t think Dakota would have any trouble thinking she was a bug, acting or no acting.
skydancer11 almost 12 years ago
Why do I have the feeling this is not going to end well?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
She bugs Dakota…
ewalnut almost 12 years ago
If she throws up onstage, Dakota will never let her hear the end of it.
luducks almost 12 years ago
No lack of confidence or fear of failure here!
Simon_Jester almost 12 years ago
“Now THERE’S something you don’t see every day, Chauncey.”
“What’s that, Edgar?”
“A little kid, trying to fake that she ISN’T sick, so she CAN go to school.”
StrangerCoug almost 12 years ago
For some reason, I always thought both Phoebe and Millie looked better with bedheads.
@Simon_JesterThat’s a very good joke. It made me laugh a little.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Good luck Phoebe.
kaykeyser almost 12 years ago
How does THAT help any one?
bopard almost 12 years ago
Mary had a little lamb,she also had the flu.So when she came to school one day,the others got it too.
curmudgeon68 almost 12 years ago
?????
luducks almost 12 years ago
Yes, this will definitely help Phoebe play as a ladybug in her school play while sick.
limedog almost 12 years ago
I think it’s spelled “capice”, actually.
I’ve never, in any of my years going to school, ever had to fake being HEALTHY so I COULD go to school. I was usually just healthy to begin with, and when I did get sick, it was with a vengeance and there was no WAY I’d be able to go to school while sick.
Iron Ed almost 12 years ago
Y’all are bein’ a pain over nothing. I thought Mynx’s idea was funny, once I fully understood it! :-)
kaykeyser almost 12 years ago
I did not think lolly pops or ping pong balls dipped in all those confusing words would do any thing let alone prevent earth quakes. But then I’m more a visual learner so I need a video or some thing but if I ever move to Cali, I’ll have to line my foundation with M&Ms and tie my walls up with liquorish.