Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 21, 2013

Play this right and you can call your own tune.

I think the Bow depends on the actual performance, and Audience demand, doesn’t It? No guarantee in-writing there.

What…. now she wants if gift-wrapped, too?

What’s next??Is she going to ask them to throw in a bridge, for heaven’s sake?!!

Edclectic…

Tell that lady about it…

Anybody who believes she’s buying a real Stradivarius might just go for another great deal.

for what you’re paying, probably throw in the whole ship

Does a person own a Stradivarius, or does a Stradivarius own him — as we own dogs? I’ve often thought there is a resident spirit in such instruments, translating to the best of its ability the voice of God.

A violin without a bow would be a ukulele, right?

If this is just an impulse buy because she’s depressed, someone should warn her that violins never solved anything..

She also collect’s Saxophones.That’s right; . . . . . . .

Take a bow m’lady – you have an open-and-shut case.

i prefer stratovarius…

jreckard…. Thanks for taking the treble to leave me a note.I have no staff to help me, so if I’m feeling beat, sometimes it’s hard.to tune out demanding clients. I guess I really need to compose myself….

He’s also willing to sell his fishing pole – but there’s a catch!