Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 21, 2013

Better than “For Sale or Trade”.

At least his folks were up front about it.

Being born at 10pm on December 31, I was a good little tax deduction. It took me a long time to appreciate the significance of that title.

Hey that was my life, also. Then the day I was not a tax deduction my parents wanted rent and called me a fungus.

Father’s Little Dividend

and the pinata necklace! that’s cold

Tax deduction is the governments way of encouraging people to have kids, upto a point where they get so many it doesn’t help.

Personally I think people should be able to afford their kids before they consider having one. Personal responsiblity and all.

Maybe his parents are to blame for his alcohol abuse. Or maybe not.

lol

Notice they put a shirt on him and took his pictureMust have been nice

Well the Fair Tax would change the name of the IRS. The organization would still be very necessary to catch cheats and smugglers.