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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 23, 2013
May 20, 2013
May 27, 2013
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. gobsmacker english cuisine scrod & leeks aghy crimp boiled uggins gobsmacker - food preparation surfaces show evidence of con-tamination by english cuisine. mama medea's family restaurant mama medea's - several question-able items (macaroni & cheese & tacks) listed on children's menu. bump 'n' grind coffee house live nude dancing girls girls girls hot hot hot bump 'n' grind - numerous embar--rassing injuries caused by combination of hot beverages & lap dancing. le petomaine's lepetomaines friday is big blowout night! all bean chili lepetomaine's - closed for inadequate soundproofing, poor ventilation & broken chairs.
edclectic almost 12 years ago
Jack-in-the-Box: Need I say more?
Ida No almost 12 years ago
Sigh. The bump ân ground coffee was the bestâŠ
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Yah. Definitely yah. They deserve closure. Especially that last, smelly joint.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
or, the current kitchen nightmare, amyâs baking company.
Thomas R. Williams almost 12 years ago
Mama Medeaâs lamb ân veal stew was to die for.
DOUGLAS G THOMAS Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Reportedly, the audience stood and sang along when he played the national anthem on his âinstrumentâ, @JackButler!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 12 years ago
At Bump ânâ Grind you could get a nicer bit of Aghy Crimp than youâd ever find at Gobsmacker, but you had to know how to ask for itâŠ
(Also who to ask; if you werenât careful, your uggins would be boiling for weeks.)
chipapi09 almost 12 years ago
Great Mel Brooks reference/homage.
YokohamaMama almost 12 years ago
English Cuisine tastes better than it sounds.