Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 10, 2013

Humor like this should be bard from the strip.

Wait a sec.. It’s the people inside the prison that are supposed to suffer!

Man, even Stephan Pastis is mortified by that one!

No worse than the other puns we’ve seen around here.

Shakespeare was such a potty mouth. (He’s responsible for the expression “the beast with two backs”, for instance.)

The only one that couldn’t just step through the bars and escape is Pastis.

Please, Goat, for the “Pearls Before Swine” readers’ love, bail everyone out!

Goat just hasn’t had enough wine. A couple more and he’ll be dancing on the bar and shooting out the lights.

Goat looks very odd face-forward..

Rat and guard duck could walk out between the bars.

Oh, man, I can bar(e)ly stand this…

Goat is channeling Diane Chambers, methinks. What we need is Norm and Cliff.

BOO! (Throws rotten tomato in Goat’s general direction.) I want my money back! I had a toothache that was funnier!…It’s way funnier in prison. Who does a guy have to rob to get thrown in the clink with the funny ones?

Puns like that should be barred.

LGD FOR PRESIDENT !!

Time for the Killer Dolphins to make a comeback!

I notice pig’s not there. Are we being set up for something?

Tomorrow Paris will read from Shakespeare’s drama, "Julius, Grab That Woman Now!‘…That was the title until Bill’s editor made him change it to “Julius,Seize Her”!

Goat is very reminiscent of Frasier Crane. I always thought that Kelsey Grammer would be perfect as the voice of Goat.

Brilliant – Pastis now can use all of his rejected bad puns and blame them on Goat

Can Goat be dis-bard?

Well, everyone is either in bars or behind them at least.

What about Zeeba?! Where is he?

Out, Out damned goat!

Pearls before Wine?

Lots of bar humor here.

Ahhhh, then Goat picks up his beer and shakes it. (ShakesBEER)

“A Midsummer’s Nightcap?”

Goat and lemmings need jail time

all the worlds a stage and the goats, pigs, and rats merely players

of course in this world they are all merely dinner (yes even rats depending on the year and position in the world)

Yes, I think Herp means the lemmings. But there actually were some moles featured in the strip a few years ago.

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2008/04/17

Lil Guard Duck! It’s not enough that he’s already behind bars, now he’s making death threats. He can get a life sentence or worse end up on somebody’s dinner plate.

Zebra’s not locked up. Lets see if he can carry the strip!

What happened to zeeba and croc?

Or how about some more Lemming Jokes Stephan?

Sorry, Goat. You’ve very cute but it’s really not the same without everybody else.

Especially Rude Rat.

LOL xxx

This was a lot better than Sunday’s.

get that goat a pumpkin blaster

pastis must be lazy because zeeba and croc have been MIA the last two or three days…

this pun is a stool…

Goat’s humor could be a big hit…….on Vulcan.

Lmfao wow

Lets see there is Goat, the crocs, the lemmings, and neighbor bob

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

Great. If Stephan thinks a pun is bad, it’s REALLY bad.

Even Patis thought that pun was bad.

Me cant watch.

Pearls “oh gawd” is like big nates “cripes”