Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 05, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: Cobra, you've always been my favorite back-stabber, but c'mon, let TNT and the cute redhead go. Breezy: He said I was cute! Cobra: Zip it, twerp. Breezy: You're just jealous cuz you hair is as black and lifeless as your soul! Cobra: Rip, I can get you out of this... just be my slave so I can be a proper pirate queen. It'll be fun! Rip: No - and it'll always be no! Cobra: Why is making me happy so difficult for you?
edclectic over 11 years ago
I knew a girl like this once…
Kydex29 over 11 years ago
Actually, this could sound like a role-reversal. “It’ll be fun” and “Why is making me happy so difficult for you?” are very typical masculine lines in certain contexts.
alleyoops Premium Member over 11 years ago
What would be wrong with being Cobra’s love slave?
The redhead seems to be enjoying Rip & Cobra’s little spat.
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Cobra, you were “married” to him for a year.You had him as a slave right then and there.
johnrussco over 11 years ago
Me too, and I cannot agree with you more! Don’t you just know and love that typical female expression on Cobra’s face in the last panel. Isn’t it amazing how they (women) can go from just being beautiful and charming and then they (women) can turn into that (in the 3rd panel) vampire mode in a millisecond when they don’t get their way. LOL!!
ckham over 11 years ago
Hmmm….I detect some(!) narcissism on Cobra’s part. The red head might actually stand a chance!
johnrussco over 11 years ago
NOTICE how Dan has put that satisfied look on Breeze’s (as Rip put it) cute face ! I’m glad to see her happy and now when they get free I just hope that we see Breezy and Rip kiss.
Just look at that stinker TNT sitting there with his usual cowardly expression. If that was Lulu the bear dog sitten there and me or mommy (my misses) said GET THAT (fill in the blank) she would destroy that (fill in the blank) and everything else inside that van.In all my years (almost 63) I haven’t seen many dogs as tough as my bear dog Lulu and she is only 65 lbs.My Precious mother is 85 and she has a 99 pound boxer-pit-bull mix and when they play (and just play mind you) she takes on Monty (the Great Pyrenees in my avatar) and mom’s dog Jerome and totally kicks their butts AT THE SAME TIME.while they are resting or recovering from playing Lulu will bring daddy the ball and then after about 10 or so throws and retrievals of 100 feet (even into the pond) then she will come to wherever she can see me and lie down and go to sleep in about 3 seconds.
Bear dog (or Lu or Lulu same k9) is just a small yellow lab but she is fearless, she swims in our pond every day. In the winter I have to keep after her because she’ll go swimming if she gets heated up from playen or returns to the farm after a run through the woods or whatever.I do not see her walk very often, she runs everywhere she goes. When someone pets her they usually say something about how hard her muscles are. Since Lu was six weeks old she has slept with mommy and dad on that California king size Tempurpedic mattress. She is why I scrutinize all other dogs.
Lu is now 3 and was born on May 1st; I don’t know for sure if the Mayday birth has anything to do with it but she sure is special and she thinks that I am the man. that is special!
said all of this cause I’m here waiting for an important call … and still waiting! lol
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
I’m liking Cobra less and less these days.