Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 22, 2013

Aah, baloney.

Really?

Next, tell Pig about wearing Flippers!

Oh trust me Pig, it helps. . . me . .with a much needed guffaw!

Foundering? Shouldn’t that be Floundering?

Ah….no!

@masterskrain—Best typo I’ve seen is the one where the writer said that, in the new “Lone Ranger” movie, Johnny Depp is playing TOTO!“Kemo Sabee, me think we not in Kansas anymore!”

Nope, already have one.

flag the recipe troll

You’re supposed to suit up at the dive-site, Pig! Rat will be your first-dive supervisor. Also, your last dive….

Ah! Nothing like fresh Abalone camping at the coast. I have a dozen shells hanging on my garage. You knew it was a successful diving day if you heard pounding around the campground at dinnertime. One time we forgot our mallets so we used beer bottles. lol Great memories.

Pig is sooo gullable he’ll fall for any ol’ shell game . . . ☻

Anyone ever seen a live abalone? It’s actually just a giant snail….

SLM,SP

The intonation patterns are different; he needs a WETsuit, but he’s wearing a WET#SUIT.

This one got me – I thought it was funny. When I was little, we went to Catalina Island and had abalone. Absolutely delicious – but haven’t had any since. RipleyKGarfield – funny!

You guys are as funny as Stephen…I love your comments!

If you’re going to be under for long, you’ll also need a tank…

to the tune of “That’s Amore”

Stick your hand in the crackand you won’t get it back,That’s a Moray…

wee wee wee all the way home.

I think pig is a little confused

Good thing rat didn’t tell him he also needed a snorkel; Pig might’ve gone to the BEETLE BAILEY comic and got the Sarge.lol

I love shell fish, but I do not like abalone after trying it at Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco. Save if for the sea otters.