Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 30, 2013

Aha! So, the lion who seemed last Sunday to have gone missing was present after all. And Jad-Bal-Ja licks the kwoked apeman back to consciousness (though he does seem a bit stunned).Don’t let them get away with little Gaby!

It’s worth noting that a lion’s tongue is rough enough to remove the skin of its prey. Tarzan probably lost only some of that spray-on tan.

It explains why he has no chest or facial hair. Shave with lions tounge.

Jane is definitely going to come to the rescue.

He was hit on the left side and the lion licks the right side. Well, no one said lions were very bright!

So the ancient bible-belters grab the young lass and retreat back to the ruins of Opar where La awaits to make a sacrifice. Tarzan and Jad-Bal-Ja to the rescue will be captured and La will make her moves on him as usual! :)> LetTheGameBeginAGowa!Wake up B’wana Quartermain, surely that Navy Grog has worn off by now!!!

There was an adventure they had in Wisconsin where Jane did most of the fighting – waiting for that re-run…

Jab-Bal-Ja wasn’t licking Tarzan’s face. He had just got done eating that hippie with the pony tail.

Kit, it goes further than that. A lion or tiger can lick skin and flesh down to the bone on a meaty leg in 5 minutes. Can you imagine how quickly Tarzan’s face would have been “licked off”?

Tarzan ditch the loafers and slacks, time to go full loincloth and really do some kreegah.

Was Tarzan hit in the face with a Jai Alai cesta or what? I don’t understand what weapon this is.