The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 05, 2013

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    So that’s what happened to his nose!

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    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    …his frikken hair caught fire!!!

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    Arianne  over 11 years ago

    A fight broke out down by the ol’ factory. Who’s a bad doggy! Who’s Bad!

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    jsab0  over 11 years ago

    To compose some word flowsunlike Poe’s, but average Joe’swhen arose some awful woesin those odd showy clothescoat glows sequiny at discoshair flows unlike old afrosMichael blows his new noseI disclose where it goesit arose near their toesthe foes then thus frozeGod knows thoughts of Fido’smany no’s spoken to opposeschnoz goes down like potatoesuh-oh’s!

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    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    Ooohh…

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    Who nose?

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    caller49  over 11 years ago

    Always figured that dog to be a drip.

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    Ollyvah  over 11 years ago

    & another very good MJ joke

    Thanks for that one

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago

    That dog’s a Smooth Criminal..

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    finale  over 11 years ago

    Hey, Elvis jokes are still around.

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    Digital Frog  over 11 years ago

    Farrah Fawcett shows up at the pearly gates and is told that because of her volunteer service later in life, she may have a wish for those she left behind. She replies “I wish for all the children in the world to be safe”. A couple of hours later, MJ shows up at the pearly gates…

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    LingeeWhiz  over 11 years ago

    The nose knows either way it’s doomed!

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    dcjeepguy  over 11 years ago

    If this is new it is very outdated and if it’s not it should have been retired.

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    eric stott  over 11 years ago

    He’s been dead for years – this is dumb.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 11 years ago

    gawd… for a brief second there I thought that was a fat Olive Oyle….

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    Me3000  over 11 years ago

    what no jokes about thriller? course I can’t think of any but you guys are funnire then i

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    le-roy  over 11 years ago

    This is in poor taste… said the dog, spitting out the plastic proboscis.

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    libbydog  over 11 years ago

    LOL!!!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 11 years ago

    Since he died 4 years ago, I’d call that the bare minimum. And since he hadn’t made headlines in years then, I have to say this joke’s badly dated.

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    Popeyesforearm  over 11 years ago

    bad timing with his daughter trying to kill herself today.But funny.

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    TheVernalPool  over 11 years ago

    They saw MJ at K-Mart the other day, he heard they had boy’s pants half off…..

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    BrookFan  over 11 years ago

    To quote Larry the Cable Guy. " I don’t care what you say that’s funny that is."

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    K M  over 11 years ago

    (Envelope held to forehead)“From a catalog…”(Sound of envelope being opened and card being withdrawn)“How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?”RIP, Johnny Carson (“Carnac the Magnificent”)

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    yoww!! gonna steal it!

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