Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for June 07, 2013

toot sweet

Sorry, Ma’am……it’s all those beer nuts….

Well, Lil, you DID want him to get a pet, y’know!

Better to part with the fart and bear the shame than hold the gas and feel the pain.

I think if Lil talks to Lunchbox the way she talks to Sam, she’ll get the response she’s looking for.

First, Morty, then Stupid, and now Lunchbox – is this strip ROCKIN’ or WHAT?????????

Did you say something? The voice was different, but the breath was the same (a little junior high school retort from the past).

It’s amazing how pets resemble their masters.

Was that another trick?

And tomorrow the health department walks in and finds a dog slobbering on the bar….

And THAT’S when he’s GOOD…. lol

Toot, is Lunchbox’s nickname.