Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 11, 2013

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    Llewellenbruce  over 11 years ago

    What a way to treat your neighbor, Wiz.

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 11 years ago

    That’s a flat screen tapestry.

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    free samples of my wife’s cooking, bear to the right

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    peter  over 11 years ago

    … as in “bear right, beaver left”?

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    Kerovan  over 11 years ago

    Old Joke:A burglar was opening a window when suddenly he heard a voice saying, “Jesus is watching.”Looking around quickly he sees nobody so he crawls into the house. The voice says again, “Jesus is watching.”Again he looks around and can’t see anyone so he starts searching the house. Once more the voice says, "Jesus is watching.This time he spots a parrot over in the corner the voice came from. He gives a soft laugh at the thought that a parrot scared him. Just then a huge Doberman steps into the doorway. The parrot says “Sic him Jesus!”

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    stuart  over 11 years ago

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    brklnbern  over 11 years ago

    Misdirection.

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    tuslog64  over 11 years ago

    Similar to a sign my dad was thinking about putting up -He raised pigs, and they eat a lot——-“Every 10th hog feed salesman will be shotNumber (49) just left”

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    route66paul  over 11 years ago

    Even if you don’t like guns, you should be glad that someone in your neighborhood has one and knows how to use it. Hopefully he will be home when something bad happens, for sure he is only seconds away when police take 6-10 minutes to get there, so they can write a report.

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