Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 12, 2013

I think there might be a risk of alcohol poisoning playing that game with any politician’s speech.

He needs a case, not just one bottle.

Better buy a case…or two.

There isn’t that much booze in the kingdom….

According to Bruno we all need to take a shot now.

A Finking game?

Even easier than the alphabetical pub crawl.

Hope it’s a short speech!

Nah, they’re made up by politicians to support themselves on a given issue.

And just what have you been drinking?

im hammered just reading this

Sounds like the “Bob” game.

This won’t take long.

Two wrongs do not make a Mr. Wright.

Shaaayyyy, thish ish a goooodddd game!

I used to do that when I listened to Nixon’s speeches. I was drunk in short order. I never listened to Reagen’s, Daddy Bush’s, Billy Boy’s, Shrub’s or Obama’s speeches because I quit drinking.