The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for June 19, 2013

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    I have toenails on my fingers!  over 11 years ago

    Timmy must be referring to the lilac floral arrangement on the toilet tank. What else?

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    Laura Gildwarg  over 11 years ago

    He had to ask?

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    jmcx4  over 11 years ago

    Old people smellā€¦I feel sorry for my future grandkids.

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    I have toenails on my fingers!  over 11 years ago

    Regarding air fresheners, give me a break right here! No offense if you use them but..

    What do the people who use air fresheners think is going on? Air fresheners introduce oil into the air of their home. It coats everything and collects dust that is difficult to clean. It turns dark and grimy.

    Then, as the rancid oil collects, the ā€˜fragrancesā€™ ā€˜blendā€™ into an odor reminiscent of the U-Store-It storage unit in which Jerry got to second base with Verla on a hot summer mid afternoon date.

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    I have toenails on my fingers!  over 11 years ago

    Itā€™s elevator music for the nose!

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    emjaycee  over 11 years ago

    I SO wish I had a ā€œLIKEā€ button for this remark ā€“ ā€˜elevator music for the noseā€™ ā€“ genius.

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    mikie2  over 11 years ago

    Toenails, I didnā€™t know that about air freshener. Makes sense. That poor room. The ā€œscentā€ of every event lingers on forever and you canā€™t get rid of it. The answer to Timmyā€™s question is ā€œLife.ā€And the smell of Jerry and Verlaā€™s lovemaking in a hot storage room is too much to imagine. Thereā€™s something very Tennessee Williams about that idea.

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    leakysqueaky712  over 11 years ago

    The odors from that bathroom have been known to make spies talk.

    Good Morning All

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Leaky!Iā€™m later than you!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Marlene and Dale both look like their wigs are strangely loose, even though they donā€™t wear wigsā€¦.

    I mean, letā€™s get realā€¦. if you wore a wigā€¦. would you pick their hair?

    Then againā€¦ Jerry buys that mop.Probably gets a deal from one of those catalogsā€¦." Any Dynel Ā© wig on this page only $9.99!"So of course he picks the one with the most ā€œhairā€ to make sure he gets his moneyā€™s worth.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Yeah, Leakyā€¦.Iā€™m totally worried about that.Cos if Iā€™m pregnant right nowā€¦

    letā€™s just say I have no ideaā€¦ā€¦OK., no, letā€™s not go there.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    And Leakyā€¦Iā€™m a little worried about YOU, tooā€¦.Unless you know some deep dark Crustwood secretsā€¦. and arenā€™t keeping them very wellā€¦.Cos yesterday you posted ā€œI find it very strange that Marlene & Jerry are going to be gone at exactly the same time Marg & Don are going away.ā€

    So not only are you implicating Marg and Donā€¦.

    but really????

    Marlene is going away with Jerry??Isnā€™t Dale bad enough??

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    One more thing and I gotta goā€¦Miss JuneBug your order is duly noted. Thank you!

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    finale  over 11 years ago

    Oooooā€¦oooooā€¦that smellCanā€™t you smell that smell?The smell of Burl around you

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    imnormal  over 11 years ago

    It was just a few weeks back that Joy commented how she could appreciate Burls essence in his favorite room. The younger generation doesnā€™t know much about matches, so the essence will linger forever.

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    gmforde  over 11 years ago

    He had to ask why it smells in there? In that place, it could be ANYTHING. lol

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    vldazzle  over 11 years ago

    I donā€™t even want to think about the smells there. But I agree with toes ā€“ I hate room ā€œfreshenersā€ as well as scented candles, scented laundry products and all of that.

    I love the smell of laundry dried on the line!

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    InTraining Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The bathroom that opens directly into the living roomā€¦ must have been built special for MARGE and DALEā€¦. so they can keep track of their toilet paper when the PENNYs visitā€¦. ! ? ! ?

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    missjunebug  over 11 years ago

    Just waiting for the mailperson to bring my assorted fruit chewsā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ 45 more minutes.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Why is it that people think that a spritz of (usually cheap) perfume makes up for the fact that they didnā€™t bathe recently? And this bunch wears polyester, are overweight, rinses bras (and presumably pants) rarelyā€¦ā€¦their abodes are veritble odor factories! And Toes, I completely agree about the bathroom spray, at least the natural ā€œsmellā€ goes away in a short time, but the scent of ā€œMountain Breezeā€ lingers for a looooong time. ICK

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    Dragon0131  over 11 years ago

    I use an unscented odor eliminator. No oils, just water, natural deodorizer and an sles base so it can remove the odors. Actually works quite well.

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    vldazzle  over 11 years ago

    @Toenails,I donā€™t have any of those in my neighborhood. Mostly out in the wild desert (I agree- smell is lovely) I catch that when I drive a certain part of the freeway early morning (not recently as Iā€™m home at that hour). I mostly just bring in everything off my clotheslines when landscapers arrive (once a month) with those horrid gas machines.

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