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Regarding air fresheners, give me a break right here! No offense if you use them but..
What do the people who use air fresheners think is going on? Air fresheners introduce oil into the air of their home. It coats everything and collects dust that is difficult to clean. It turns dark and grimy.
Then, as the rancid oil collects, the āfragrancesā āblendā into an odor reminiscent of the U-Store-It storage unit in which Jerry got to second base with Verla on a hot summer mid afternoon date.
Toenails, I didnāt know that about air freshener. Makes sense. That poor room. The āscentā of every event lingers on forever and you canāt get rid of it. The answer to Timmyās question is āLife.āAnd the smell of Jerry and Verlaās lovemaking in a hot storage room is too much to imagine. Thereās something very Tennessee Williams about that idea.
And Leakyā¦Iām a little worried about YOU, tooā¦.Unless you know some deep dark Crustwood secretsā¦. and arenāt keeping them very wellā¦.Cos yesterday you posted āI find it very strange that Marlene & Jerry are going to be gone at exactly the same time Marg & Don are going away.ā
So not only are you implicating Marg and Donā¦.
but really????
Marlene is going away with Jerry??Isnāt Dale bad enough??
It was just a few weeks back that Joy commented how she could appreciate Burls essence in his favorite room. The younger generation doesnāt know much about matches, so the essence will linger forever.
I donāt even want to think about the smells there. But I agree with toes ā I hate room āfreshenersā as well as scented candles, scented laundry products and all of that.
The bathroom that opens directly into the living roomā¦ must have been built special for MARGE and DALEā¦. so they can keep track of their toilet paper when the PENNYs visitā¦. ! ? ! ?
Why is it that people think that a spritz of (usually cheap) perfume makes up for the fact that they didnāt bathe recently? And this bunch wears polyester, are overweight, rinses bras (and presumably pants) rarelyā¦ā¦their abodes are veritble odor factories! And Toes, I completely agree about the bathroom spray, at least the natural āsmellā goes away in a short time, but the scent of āMountain Breezeā lingers for a looooong time. ICK
@Toenails,I donāt have any of those in my neighborhood. Mostly out in the wild desert (I agree- smell is lovely) I catch that when I drive a certain part of the freeway early morning (not recently as Iām home at that hour). I mostly just bring in everything off my clotheslines when landscapers arrive (once a month) with those horrid gas machines.
I have toenails on my fingers! over 11 years ago
Timmy must be referring to the lilac floral arrangement on the toilet tank. What else?
Laura Gildwarg over 11 years ago
He had to ask?
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
Old people smellā¦I feel sorry for my future grandkids.
I have toenails on my fingers! over 11 years ago
Regarding air fresheners, give me a break right here! No offense if you use them but..
What do the people who use air fresheners think is going on? Air fresheners introduce oil into the air of their home. It coats everything and collects dust that is difficult to clean. It turns dark and grimy.
Then, as the rancid oil collects, the āfragrancesā āblendā into an odor reminiscent of the U-Store-It storage unit in which Jerry got to second base with Verla on a hot summer mid afternoon date.
I have toenails on my fingers! over 11 years ago
Itās elevator music for the nose!
emjaycee over 11 years ago
I SO wish I had a āLIKEā button for this remark ā āelevator music for the noseā ā genius.
mikie2 over 11 years ago
Toenails, I didnāt know that about air freshener. Makes sense. That poor room. The āscentā of every event lingers on forever and you canāt get rid of it. The answer to Timmyās question is āLife.āAnd the smell of Jerry and Verlaās lovemaking in a hot storage room is too much to imagine. Thereās something very Tennessee Williams about that idea.
leakysqueaky712 over 11 years ago
The odors from that bathroom have been known to make spies talk.
Good Morning All
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Leaky!Iām later than you!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Marlene and Dale both look like their wigs are strangely loose, even though they donāt wear wigsā¦.
I mean, letās get realā¦. if you wore a wigā¦. would you pick their hair?
Then againā¦ Jerry buys that mop.Probably gets a deal from one of those catalogsā¦." Any Dynel Ā© wig on this page only $9.99!"So of course he picks the one with the most āhairā to make sure he gets his moneyās worth.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yeah, Leakyā¦.Iām totally worried about that.Cos if Iām pregnant right nowā¦
letās just say I have no ideaā¦ā¦OK., no, letās not go there.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
And Leakyā¦Iām a little worried about YOU, tooā¦.Unless you know some deep dark Crustwood secretsā¦. and arenāt keeping them very wellā¦.Cos yesterday you posted āI find it very strange that Marlene & Jerry are going to be gone at exactly the same time Marg & Don are going away.ā
So not only are you implicating Marg and Donā¦.
but really????
Marlene is going away with Jerry??Isnāt Dale bad enough??
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
One more thing and I gotta goā¦Miss JuneBug your order is duly noted. Thank you!
finale over 11 years ago
Oooooā¦oooooā¦that smellCanāt you smell that smell?The smell of Burl around you
imnormal over 11 years ago
It was just a few weeks back that Joy commented how she could appreciate Burls essence in his favorite room. The younger generation doesnāt know much about matches, so the essence will linger forever.
gmforde over 11 years ago
He had to ask why it smells in there? In that place, it could be ANYTHING. lol
vldazzle over 11 years ago
I donāt even want to think about the smells there. But I agree with toes ā I hate room āfreshenersā as well as scented candles, scented laundry products and all of that.
I love the smell of laundry dried on the line!
InTraining Premium Member over 11 years ago
The bathroom that opens directly into the living roomā¦ must have been built special for MARGE and DALEā¦. so they can keep track of their toilet paper when the PENNYs visitā¦. ! ? ! ?
missjunebug over 11 years ago
Just waiting for the mailperson to bring my assorted fruit chewsā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ 45 more minutes.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 11 years ago
Why is it that people think that a spritz of (usually cheap) perfume makes up for the fact that they didnāt bathe recently? And this bunch wears polyester, are overweight, rinses bras (and presumably pants) rarelyā¦ā¦their abodes are veritble odor factories! And Toes, I completely agree about the bathroom spray, at least the natural āsmellā goes away in a short time, but the scent of āMountain Breezeā lingers for a looooong time. ICK
Dragon0131 over 11 years ago
I use an unscented odor eliminator. No oils, just water, natural deodorizer and an sles base so it can remove the odors. Actually works quite well.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
@Toenails,I donāt have any of those in my neighborhood. Mostly out in the wild desert (I agree- smell is lovely) I catch that when I drive a certain part of the freeway early morning (not recently as Iām home at that hour). I mostly just bring in everything off my clotheslines when landscapers arrive (once a month) with those horrid gas machines.