Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 20, 2013

Get thee behind me, Beelzeblubber!Oh, wait – that’s the problem. It’s all behind me.

Go to Pinterist!

If only that scale could speak. Great googly moogly!

SNERK!

I simply don’t eat sweets – never really cared for cake, pies, cookies….I make them for others, but don’t have the craving.

no moss grows on my feet

pretty damn good, brookins. just when i think the well must be dry!

I have one on speed dial—for all the good it does!

Actually, I think it would grunt.

Yep. Fuzzy pink feathered cover

Little Miss Muffet..Big Perfesser with Big TuffetEating his curds….and then ’weigh’ing..

As I said before you are ugly and repulsive. Start dieting and go to a gym.

Disgusting.