Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 13, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky: I want some of your food. Satchel: ha ha! I bet you do, captain Max diet plan low gas formula! Bucky: Look... I'm too weak to fight. I haven't eaten for over an hour. What do I need to do to get those treats? Satchel: Wow, that diet food works without you even eating it! Whoops I ate the last treat. Bucky: Very well. it seems that on this journey I walk alone. Satchel: No offense, but that's probably why the vet gave you the low gas formula.
Marv Walker over 11 years ago
Say “No!” to the Beano Biscuits Bucky!! America needs the gas!
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
I guess Bucky won’t be expelling any intestinal atmosphere any time soon.
KatetheGreatComics over 11 years ago
Cat loses that much strength… in an hour!! Haaaaaaa!!
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Zing! Zing! Zing! Satch is firing on all cylinders today.
juicebruce over 11 years ago
Love the look on Bucky’s face in that last panel,priceless !
davidh48 over 11 years ago
Well, you don’t need to have cats, dogs, or even bunnies and birds around you. So, quit complaining and get honest. Enjoy them.
Brian Fink over 11 years ago
Sad Cat Diary – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk … Dear diary, my food bowl is half full. I shall soon starve.
jazzmoose over 11 years ago
The problem with cats farting is that they usually start purring like they’re proud of it…
Keith Monteith over 11 years ago
Satch says he ate the last one, then in panel 4 he puts his paw back into the bag….
cvdemers over 11 years ago
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.W. C. Fields
Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago
Cats are gross…and unteachable.
rroush Premium Member over 11 years ago
I can’t say that I’ve ever smelled a cat fart, although the litter box is bad enough. I tell you what, though, a good dog fart can really knock you out
jbc021 over 11 years ago
who cares it`s thelast day of school
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
We trained our cats a few tricks without too much difficulty.
We’d hold a treat up and say “Sit up”. They, in turn, trained us to always have treats for that trick.
We’d bend over and make a hoop out of our hands and arms for them to jump through. Then we’d toss a treat and the only way for them to get it would be to jump and we’d say “Jump” at the appropriate time. After a while I think we were able to get them to do this a few times before we’d have to give them the treat.
nosnawsj over 11 years ago
@Keith Montieth
Satchel lies.
phoenixnyc over 3 years ago
Oh, the tragedy in Bucky’s eyes!