Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 10, 1999

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Did you know that Santa has and his elves elsewhere to spy on kids? That's how he knows if they're not he or nice. Really? Yep. In other words we'll never get any presence while these little rats are around! Speak for yourself! So I say we go find the little stoolies and rub em out summation point she's kidding! She didn't mean that!