Man: I've been trying to pull you over for the past thirty miles. eno: Sorry, I was listening to a live breaking news update on the radio. Eno: I just now realized that the highspeed police chase was me.
A friend told me that he was driving in the middle of the night at 120mph. When he slowed down he glanced in his rearview mirror, saw the flashing lights of a cop and stopped. The cop said “I have been chasing you for 10 miles, didn’t you see me?” My friend said “when I drive at 120mph I don’t have time to look in the mirror”. The cop said “That makes sense”, and let him go.
comicgos over 11 years ago
Whoa – THAT’S embarrassing!
WoodEye over 11 years ago
Is this a rerun or was that Drabble?
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
the classic oj defense gambit
luvcmx over 11 years ago
A friend told me that he was driving in the middle of the night at 120mph. When he slowed down he glanced in his rearview mirror, saw the flashing lights of a cop and stopped. The cop said “I have been chasing you for 10 miles, didn’t you see me?” My friend said “when I drive at 120mph I don’t have time to look in the mirror”. The cop said “That makes sense”, and let him go.
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
Shoot first and ask questions later.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
slater mon.
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
How’d ya catch me?
Ambydextrous over 11 years ago
What a waste of gasoline chasing down that idgit!