Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: Breezy, come down from there and give me the tiki. Breezy: Why? So you can wish your no-good ex-girlfriend would love you as much as you love her? Nuh-uh! Rip: Butt out of my love life, nosey McShnoz! Breezy: Rip, facing the truth is the only way you'll bounce back and move on! Rip: I don't want to bounce! Ka-shake! Breezy: Neither did I!
Veridian over 11 years ago
Hey Now! THAT is no way to treat a Ladys Ka-Boose! (Although…I’d happily volunteer to apply a suitable soothing topical ointment or lotion!) I’m a Baaaaad MONKEY! HUGPOUNCESZZ! :_)
edclectic over 11 years ago
Ka-Skake her booty right outta that tree!
johnrussco over 11 years ago
I think that Breezy is 10 times cooler than the snake woman; although snake girl is still a #10 on a 10 scale. I do hope that Rip gets over CC and finds Breezy on the rebound.
Vermont Premium Member over 11 years ago
Could Cobra and Breezy be long-lost sisters? Maybe sorority sisters? And a Cobra/Breezy calendar would be great: parodies of the rivalries between Betty and Veronica, Gwen and Mary Jane, etc.
Vermont Premium Member over 11 years ago
Moonbeam McSwine and Daisy Mae.
bbwoof over 11 years ago
Rip, if you can’t be with the one you love then love the one you’re with. Breezy ain’t Cobra but she is easy on the eyes.
nicolacuti over 11 years ago
Dear Dan, Your strip has become one of my favorites a wonderful tribute to strips I loved as a kid, “Johnny Hazard”, “Buz Sawyer” and “Mike Nomad”. But, Jeez, Rip is dumber than a cucumber. With a beautiful gal like Breezy right in front of him he pines for a woman who has tried to kill him on a number of occasions. Is he ever going to wise up? Best, Nick
lecrenb over 11 years ago
Checking out today’s strip closely, and I don’t see where she could possibly be hiding the tiki…
Great comment Veridian!
malpot over 11 years ago
She must have a tight bum, if she can Ka-Bounce like that!
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
It would serve Rip and Cobra right if BREEZY turns out to be the true pirate queen heiress.