Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 28, 2013

Can’t even get prompt attention from spacenapping aliens!

See today’s Brewster Rockit. They’re busy right now selling Probulators on the infomercial.

You’re all probe-ably right…

Service is lousy everywhere! I hope the alien ’elevator music" is better than ours!

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Wonder if Goofus and Gallant look differant..

The Muzak must be playing the theme from “Close Encounters of the Third Kind!”

Lio gets dumped when they find out he doesn’t have coverage

Hurry and get out of there Lio!

“Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking And when she passes, each one she passes goes – ah When she walks, she’s like a samba that swings so cool and sways so gentle That when she passes, each one she passes goes – ooh (Ooh) But I watch her so sadly, how can I tell her I love her Yes I would give my heart gladly, But each day, when she walks to the sea She looks straight ahead, not at me”

Well, at least they were courteous enough to make the sign in English for Lio.

And I thought getting robo calls that then required me to wait for a live being were bad! Lio can’t even hang up.

Ya take an elevator…ya get the muzak

Goofus and Gallant in spaaaaaace…!