Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 09, 2013
July 08, 2013
July 10, 2013
Transcript:
Lemming 1; Okay, guys. This is it... the sad little end of our lemming lives... so if there was ever anything dangerous you wanted to do in life but were afraid to try, now is the time. Lemming 2: Take that, Surgeon General.
margueritem about 11 years ago
Snerk!!
Bilan about 11 years ago
That guy below you, the one you’re blowing smoke at, is the Surgeon General.
WoodEye about 11 years ago
They are going to need the ER surgeon.
thirdguy about 11 years ago
That’s about as dangerous as you can get!
blunebottle about 11 years ago
Oh dear…..now they won’t be very useful as organ donors…….
jackhs about 11 years ago
Lemmings have sticky feet. Or heads.
guitarmutt about 11 years ago
Oh, now they’re really living life on the edge.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Hah! These lemmings will never develop cancer because of their smoking! (Assuming they do jump.)
John Falstaff about 11 years ago
Never see TV ads wif da “Marlboro Lemming.”
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
When I did smoke (I quit 35 years ago!), my favorite brand was “OPs”…Other Peoples !I also can’t remember a lemming trying to bum a cigarette from me!
Kathy Freeman about 11 years ago
huanh
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
like whatever, either way… dead is dead
dfowensby about 11 years ago
True trivia: every last one of the tv ad Marlboro Cowboys died from lung cancer.
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
Last great act of defiance by Lemmings.Good for them.Now go over giving the One Finger Salute.
dangerj03 about 11 years ago
There back again? Move to something else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
turdd about 11 years ago
I really don’t like this story line. Bring back Danny Donkey!
Number Three about 11 years ago
I love the “Lemmings about to jump off the cliff” gag!xxx
hariseldon59 about 11 years ago
I’d leap a mile for a Camel.
Lamberger about 11 years ago
Roll me another one/Just like the other one/….
Lamberger about 11 years ago
Do you suppose the opposite of Smoke Nazis are Smoke Communists? Parts are probably interchangeable.
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Next on the bucket list: Hookers!