Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 03, 2013
Transcript:
Breezy: Crystal ball! Show Rip his future with Cobra! Cobra: Oh, Rip, darling! You've made me the happiest pirate queen in Polynesia! Rip: Ha, see? We're like Joanie and Chachie! Cobra: Lock my slave away in the dungeon! I wonder how many blood diamonds I can buy with all this inherited pirate loot? Breezy: See? See? She tricked you for her own greedy purposes! Rip: This crystal ball is worse than coleco-vision! It's obviously broken!
Veridian over 11 years ago
Thanks for the Laugh AND the Memories Dan! I mowed yards for 3 Weeks as a Kid Just to buy A Colecovision and play PONG on TV….Thus began my Decades long love affair with Gaming.
Fuddy Duddy over 11 years ago
Thought sure the crystal ball would show Rip and Cobra married, living in DePere Wisconsin, with six kids. Figured that would scare the snot out of Rip, and make him ditch Cobra.
Kali39 over 11 years ago
That’s not the future – didn’t that happen just last week? :-)
johnrussco over 11 years ago
come on now Rip you don’t need a crystal ball to see what’s in store for you and CC, but on the other hand sweet little ole Breezy would be a fine find to take home to your dysfunctional family. I love the distressed look on Rip’s face in panel 4 !
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
I had a Coleco-Vision. The one game I had for the system was awesome.
alleyoops Premium Member over 11 years ago
Rip needs danger. He would never be happy with sweet little Breezy.
SkyFisher over 11 years ago
I think Rip’s real problem with the crystal ball is that it took away the suspense. He KNOWS Cobra will continue to put him in danger for money, but the crystal ball removed the drama of not knowing HOW.
francisrossi over 11 years ago
Where’s the colour filter for the screen?
Fuddy Duddy over 11 years ago
Not knocking DePere, or Wisconsin. Northeastern Wisconsin – my home – is a generally peaceful and pleasant area . . . . except when the Packers lose to the Bears, of course.-Just picture Rip and Cobra living there though, with the big adventure of the week being at trip with the kids to Chili John’s.
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Cobra Carson… Pirate Queen of Polynesia.Rip Haywire… King of Denial (so NOT the river!)Maybe she’ll name the dungeon wing after him. That would be nice of her when you consider how evil she really is.
Jason Case over 11 years ago
He’s been involved with Cobra for a long time so giving up is not easy.