The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 26, 2013

They forgot ‘sploosh’ for the boiling oil.

Weapons of mass distraction.

Twang, zing – arrows!

You don’t frighten us you English pig dog. "Monty Python’s French Taunting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs

5 min. 55 sec.

They could have at least painted a moat.

The rise of which, a saga to hold truly captive the bridegroom’s guest : "The Ice cracked here! The ice cracked there! ’Twas crackling everywhere ! "

..and why do they keep going bang, pow, pow????

you’re barking mad hilburn. sweet!!

Don’t forget “Flump!” for the hot sand.

Our chief weapon is surprise!… Surprise and fear… fear and surprise… Our two weapons are fear and surprise… and ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope… Our four… no… Amongst our weapons… Hmf… Amongst our weaponry… are such elements as fear, surpr… I’ll come in again.

Dogsniff…They need a sound defense policy….

Hope they call their insurance broker.

Paintball was soon invented to stop that whole,“You’re dead, I shot you.”“You missed.”“Did not.”“Did too.”“Didn’t”“Did”arguments.

Maybe they should put a cow on a catapult and send that out. Or, just fart in their general direction.

…..and deviously devised their daring dispatch of their enemy.

In Army basic training, they ran out of blanks and we had to “assult” a hill yelling BANG BANG. Really funny when I think back on it. This happened 50 years ago.

When I was training in the Army, if I could get away with yelling “Bang, Bang” instead of firing blanks, I’d do it, cause then I wouldn’t have to clean my rifle.

Ha Ha Ha!

just watchout for the guy walking towards you mumbling “Tankity, tankity, tankity, tankity…”

cotton balls made a great defence

If, like me, you didn’t know. (1 min 26 sec)

We want shrubbery!!!

Then the Hyperbolean army arrived, numbering 75 million men at arms. They reduced the castle to a crater 50 miles across and a mile deep. In battle with the siege force, they expended a million arrows, as well as their entire inventory of 6 million spears. They reigned over the land forever.

this guy has no qualms ripping off gary larson style,.substance, plots been there read that and laughed more

Shock and Awe boys, Shock and Awe.We did the bang bang when I was in back in basic. We were conserving ammo. Not enough to do “live” training.

“Dad’s Army”….‘Bang – two, three; bang – two, three…’

hahaahahahaaa

Scott… That one hurt… but in a very good way! HAHA