Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 25, 2013

Same reason why Zombies don’t go in for P90X or Insanity workout routines. Zombies are Definitely “Low Impact”

Why zombies not ride Segways?

Youth is wasted on the Young

Obviously the kid’s been watching 28 Days Later, 2004’s Dawn of the Dead, Zombieland, and World War Z

Oh, come on! Who ever heard of zombies with the runs . . . . ☻☻

First one to get the shotgun!

obviously after a runners high, only one that can still effect zombies

zombie rehab is full of kids with fibula poking thru their jaws

smart zombies protect their lumbar

Time for remedial shambling classes…

Zombies tend to fall apart when they go too fast.

I prefer the old Mummy-type zombies that I could get away from even by walking on my hands.

Son, let’s walk over there and eat ALL the brains.