FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 20, 2013

This is not going to end well – for either of them.

This reminds me of the episode of “Malcom In The Middle” when Malcom’s mom had “the talk” during a car ride, giving examples from her own experience. At one point she had to pull over so he could hurl.

next up, andy fox will recall her lug phase during her college years. or, her experiences during her semester abroad in australia.

I bet Paige wishes she went with the boys now.

TMI. TMI, Mom!!!

Lesson 40 is about Hickey’s? What is this, public education?

If she’s judging boys by her husband’s behavior, she doesn’t need to warn the girl. She probably had to knock him down and drag him into the bushes. Maybe that’s what she’s getting to. Lessons on wrestling holds.

Tell Paige to imagine babysitting for 24 hours a day with no pay. Then tell her that this can happen with sex.

Instant birth control.

Okay, even I’m going to a scary visual place now. “shivers”

I wonder who has the bigger shock: parents who find out that their chidren are sexually active or children who figure out their parents are / were sexually active.

Daughter: Like you and dad? Yuck!Mohther: If we didn’t, we wouldn’t be having this conversation, would we?

Why would he give her the talk?He’s not given his sons the talk.