FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 22, 2013

Double swearing it is not going to work either.

when my daughter was 11 I bought a shotgun to defend her from boys, at 16 I had to use the shotgun to defend the boys from her….

‘You Are Your Mother’ – the best book at Fox Books

some phrases that pushes a woman’s buttons:you act just like your mother.are you done?[insert ex’s name] will never do that.

Too bad everyone’s programmed to think this is embarrassingPart a the problem…

So Paige will now have twin girls?

I had gun ports for grapeshot in my old house, I miss that place….

Night-Gaunt49excuse me? have you even asked a Christian Fundamentalist how they feel about knowledge of sex? I’M a Christian and I was given the exact same “birds and the bees” talk as everybody else at 9 years old. would you like to check with a Christian BEFORE assuming we’re religious idiots or something?

You’re looking in the wrong place if you think Night-Gaunt49 is a “bigot troll.”Judging by some of your past comments, you accuse everyone who disagrees with you of being a “bigot” or “troll.”Perhaps that “bigot troll” is staring back at you in the mirror every morning.

The worst curse a parent can put on their offsrping: “May you have a child just like you!”

I have three granddaughters. The eldest is 8. My son is a Civil Engineer. I told him he only has a couple more years to complete the moat. As an incentive I told him to think back to the days when he was a teenaged boy.

I have a cat and a dog. They did not get out of the house until they had all their shots and were neutered. Too bad you can’t do the same with kids.

All mothers give their teenagers the “Talk” whether they want it or not.

Andy wasted her time. Paige will never be so lucky.