Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 16, 2013

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    Bilan  over 11 years ago

    When will Goat stop falling for his malaprops?

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    gocomics  over 11 years ago

    “Gee, Pig, since you’re always misusing metaphors, I’ll have to ask directly: when you say ‘to go’, what exactly do you mean? I mean, I’m supposed to be the smart one in the strip, and yet I repeatedly seem to think you’ll use a metaphor properly”

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    Pig has some terrible grammar, and she won’t go away.

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Must be deja vu; I thought PBS had used this very joke before. Pig has not misspoke; Goat has misapprehended.Grandma Pig must go!

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 11 years ago

    ♪♫♪♫♪♫

    Go, go!Go, Granny, go!Go, go!Go, Granny, go!Go, go!Granny, be gone!

    ♪♫♪♫♪♫

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    John Falstaff  over 11 years ago

    Peeg, why you no seend Gammy to veesit croks for a while? Promis you dey glad too see her!

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    david long  over 11 years ago

    stop reading them!!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The Eagles sang about a hotel where Grandma could go!

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    Lucid Premium Member over 11 years ago

    “We’ve been sneaking Metamucil into her oatmeal all week and she hasn’t gone yet.”

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    puddlesplatt  over 11 years ago

    Groan!

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    KEA  over 11 years ago

    Pig is being precise. Others (usually Goat) are making wrong inferences.

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    OldestandWisest  over 11 years ago

    If Pig expects her to go, he has no problem, but in the last panel he seems to indicate that they DON’t expect her to go.

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    Potrzebie  over 11 years ago

    I’m surprised Pig hasn’t resorted to “pig in a blanket” jokes.

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    Lamberger  over 11 years ago

    If you go before you go, then won’t you get there before you leave. THAT can’t be right!

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    Gokie5  over 11 years ago

    While she still lived in Florida, my daughter was complaining about the old folks that clogged up the grocery aisles and got in the way . . . someone in the family proposed a spray to take care of the problem. Might have been me that suggested it be called it “Gran-B-Gone.” I was old myself, so guess I felt entitled.

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    BillWa  over 11 years ago

    I would ask what’s a metaphor, then I remembered that’s where the sheep are kept.

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    Alms4Thorby  over 11 years ago

    Old Chinese saying: Relatives, like fish, begin to stink after three days.

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