Monty by Jim Meddick for March 23, 2002
Transcript:
"As a vampire nerd, I'm a total outcast..humans shun me because I'm a vampire. Vampires shun me because I'm a nerd..." "So this is my refuge. The dead don't judge." "This is the one place I can find peace and..." "Except when I find misspellings..Look at that! They misspelled "deceased" "Fortunately you brought along your "liquid tombstone" correction fluid..."