Monty by Jim Meddick for December 06, 2004

Transcript:

"Our problem is Bongo, our lowland gorilla, seems to have lost interest in his mate, Mimi...." "Well, you sent for the right guy. I happen to be an expert in zoological mating issues..." "On my last assignment, I even went so far as to supervise an extreme, total makeover for a squid..." "Here. Take a look." "Um...Which one's the "before" picture and which one's the "after"?" "The "after" is the one with the bodacious buccal membrane..."