Monty by Jim Meddick for December 30, 2004
Transcript:
"Oh...You have a cat. I'm not really a "cat person"..." "That's ok. Fleshy's not exactly a "cat cat" himself." "He doesn't like cats?" "They're a bit too conniving for Fleshy's tastes..." "And dogs?" "Too feisty." "No...I guess Fleshy is what you'd call a "turtle cat"..." "He likes turtles?" "Yeah. Turtles and certain varieties of tree sloths."