Monty by Jim Meddick for December 29, 2004

Transcript:

"Ahhh...these photos bring back bittersweet memories." "There I am, age five, on Christmas morning..." "That year, the first wish on my list to Santa was "make me popular at school"..." "Obviously, Santa couldn't fulfill that wish, but as you can see, he did fulfill my second." " "Make me a stupid nerd?" " "No. My second wish was for the Star Trek executive officer's uniform and tricorder."