Monty by Jim Meddick for April 25, 2011
Transcript:
Moondog says, "Well, Easter's over and hopefully that's the end of your compulsive egg sitting for a while.' Pilsner says, "Yeah? um? pretty much." Moondog says, "What d'you mean 'pretty much'?" Pilsner says, "Well, uh? I did recently discover a rather large egg on your bedroom dresser..." Moondog says, "Oh no! Not the chocolate egg from grandma!" Moondog says, "It's ruined!" Pilsner says, "It's not ruined... just slightly melted." Moondog says, "Right. And why would I want to eat something with an imprint of your *@% on it?" Pilsner says, "The chocolate's fine. It was all thoroughly protected by a .006 mm thick piece of aluminum foil."