Beardo by Dan Dougherty for June 23, 2013

I thought so ,too, but drying them on the clothesline hasn’t helped, neither.

And they’re making the new clothes smaller too.

Actually new clothes are bigger than they used to be. I have to buy pants labled 2 inches smaller than my actual waist measurement or they fall off. Or maybe my butt has just shrunk with age.

I have that brand of dryer.

I rarely use the dryer for that reason. I think it’s the closet that’s been shrinking my clothes. It’s happened many times over the years.

Nah – your boxers are way too big – they take up space you know?!

Yeah, Beardo, that’s it.

I think it’s a conspiracy between the closet and the dryer.