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Jeeze dude, if you had gotten a job as a dishwasher in a restaurant and worked your way up, youâd be in Chicago makinâ the big bucksâŠ.and hanginâ with Chicago girlsâŠLook around you when you go there and get back to meâŠYeah, sophisticated, pretty womenâŠ
When these Holly weird types learn that the money is fleeting as is youth and all the plastic surgery in the world wonât fix their crybaby attitudesâŠ.then maybe âŠjust maybe the movie industry will survive!
Anybody ever hear of the movie HealtH? It was made in good old Pinellas County, where I live, at the Don Cesar hotel (a big, pink 1920âs landmark). It featured Carol Burnett, James Garner, Glenda Jackson, Lauren Bacall, and was directed by Robert Altman. It was so bad that it was never distributed nationally. However, we did see it once on television. Worst film I ever saw.
tygrkhat and route66, Thanks for mentioning the most disappointing movie ever offered to science fiction aficionadosâŠ
Why canât somebody do justice to Edgar Rice Burroughâs Mars stories? Damn that movie pissed me off! The technology is there now! Those novels have at least five blockbuster movies in them. It really is a shame that the Tarzan books caught on so wellâŠHe wrote many more of them, and I donât blame him a bit. I like making money too. But his achievement in the Mars legacy is unprecedented in literature. It makes the The Lord of the Rings, and Dune look like soap operasâŠBurroughs populated Mars and itâs moons and Venus with the most imaginative life forms ever conceived!âŠ
I know that sounds a bit hyperbolic, but Iâm sure their are a lot of people that would back me up on thatâŠGo to the library and try to call my bluffâŠ.I dare youâŠ(Feeling kinds frisky this morningâŠ)
So I ask the questionâŠWhy the hell isnât somebody making those moviesâŠThe stories are already written! The creatures can now be created on filmâŠAhhhhhhhhâŠ
If Iâm supposed to have special sympathy for the ageing woman, itâs not working. Itâs called the ENTERTAINMENT industry. They will make movies with ageing female leads when research tells them that thereâs a large enough number of people who will pay to see such movies. Or Hollywood could just sneak one into one of their standard âAmerica sucksâ films. Those seem popular.
The Old Wolf over 11 years ago
⏠Life upon the wicked stage ainât everything a girl supposes⊠âŹ
Superfrog over 11 years ago
All the worldâs a hard luck story.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Jeeze dude, if you had gotten a job as a dishwasher in a restaurant and worked your way up, youâd be in Chicago makinâ the big bucksâŠ.and hanginâ with Chicago girlsâŠLook around you when you go there and get back to meâŠYeah, sophisticated, pretty womenâŠ
hsawlrae over 11 years ago
Over 40? I would have never guessed it. Could have sworn you passed 60 a long time ago.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
heard that lone ranger is bombing at the box office. $225+ million to make. disney will roll some heads.
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
the collagen plump from my rump took a dump
dabugger over 11 years ago
se la vi
route66paul over 11 years ago
Disney has to have a bomb every year â remember John Carter?
dflak over 11 years ago
This strip is like so an hour ago! Wileyâs was good, but what has he done lately?
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
âI could have been an actor but I wound up here.ââHolding a placard, and begging for beer.âNow they can write a book about it. Go on Oprah.
Caddy57 over 11 years ago
When these Holly weird types learn that the money is fleeting as is youth and all the plastic surgery in the world wonât fix their crybaby attitudesâŠ.then maybe âŠjust maybe the movie industry will survive!
McSpook over 11 years ago
Hollywood is like a bowl of cereal;What ainât fruits or nuts is flakes.
ChessPirate over 11 years ago
Placard: âI write good screenplays for blockbuster movies.â
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
Anybody ever hear of the movie HealtH? It was made in good old Pinellas County, where I live, at the Don Cesar hotel (a big, pink 1920âs landmark). It featured Carol Burnett, James Garner, Glenda Jackson, Lauren Bacall, and was directed by Robert Altman. It was so bad that it was never distributed nationally. However, we did see it once on television. Worst film I ever saw.
Seiko over 11 years ago
Tell âem Charlie sent yaâ !
Varnes over 11 years ago
tygrkhat and route66, Thanks for mentioning the most disappointing movie ever offered to science fiction aficionadosâŠ
Why canât somebody do justice to Edgar Rice Burroughâs Mars stories? Damn that movie pissed me off! The technology is there now! Those novels have at least five blockbuster movies in them. It really is a shame that the Tarzan books caught on so wellâŠHe wrote many more of them, and I donât blame him a bit. I like making money too. But his achievement in the Mars legacy is unprecedented in literature. It makes the The Lord of the Rings, and Dune look like soap operasâŠBurroughs populated Mars and itâs moons and Venus with the most imaginative life forms ever conceived!âŠ
I know that sounds a bit hyperbolic, but Iâm sure their are a lot of people that would back me up on thatâŠGo to the library and try to call my bluffâŠ.I dare youâŠ(Feeling kinds frisky this morningâŠ)
So I ask the questionâŠWhy the hell isnât somebody making those moviesâŠThe stories are already written! The creatures can now be created on filmâŠAhhhhhhhhâŠ
dennis17 over 11 years ago
If Iâm supposed to have special sympathy for the ageing woman, itâs not working. Itâs called the ENTERTAINMENT industry. They will make movies with ageing female leads when research tells them that thereâs a large enough number of people who will pay to see such movies. Or Hollywood could just sneak one into one of their standard âAmerica sucksâ films. Those seem popular.