June: For heaven's sake, Ralph! You put the paper towels upside down! The flower pattern is supposed to go along the bottom. It's getting so I can't ask you to do anything around here!
Ralph: That's the idea!
Ralph is clearly thinking logically. The vine grows along the ground and a flower grows upward so of course the flower should be on top and the vine on the bottom. His wife is just bat crap crazy.
Cool Hand Luke Premium Member about 11 years ago
Yeah? Says who? I don’t think it is marked “THIS SIDE DOWN” anywhere.
WoodEye about 11 years ago
If she flipped it over it should roll the other way!
blackielawless about 11 years ago
he probably did the same thing with the toilet paper.
YatInExile about 11 years ago
Three words: O.C.D.
Ray Thomas about 11 years ago
I’ve always wondered why women tend to put the toilet paper in so it comes off the bottom of the roll.
bbear about 11 years ago
To all you guys critical of her, she was probably the only woman who would have poor Ralph.
Ray Thomas about 11 years ago
Break enough dishes you’ll never have to wash another one.
sbchamp about 11 years ago
Dear Abby smiles
roger baker about 11 years ago
That would be C D O
alondra about 11 years ago
I have OCD and I think the pattern should’ve gone the other way.
ncalifgirl58 about 11 years ago
Ralph’s thinking is passive agressive. My son tried to pull this but I just kept making him do it over until right. You have to nip it in the bud.
OldestandWisest about 11 years ago
It’s called “learned helplessness.” If you do a lousy job every time they ask you to do something, eventually they stop asking!
David Rickard Premium Member about 11 years ago
To quote Cosby:[Men] are dumb, but we are not so dumb. It takes great courage and work to keep from working.
folklegendredux about 11 years ago
Ralph is clearly thinking logically. The vine grows along the ground and a flower grows upward so of course the flower should be on top and the vine on the bottom. His wife is just bat crap crazy.
vldazzle about 11 years ago
My TP rolls over the top (hotel style) but I can see the problem with kids and some animals (none here) and my paper towels are plain Bounty.
REDROCKER51 about 11 years ago
wait a minute….paper towels have patterns?? since when ???