Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 24, 2013

Yeah? Says who? I don’t think it is marked “THIS SIDE DOWN” anywhere.

If she flipped it over it should roll the other way!

he probably did the same thing with the toilet paper.

Three words: O.C.D.

I’ve always wondered why women tend to put the toilet paper in so it comes off the bottom of the roll.

To all you guys critical of her, she was probably the only woman who would have poor Ralph.

Break enough dishes you’ll never have to wash another one.

Dear Abby smiles

That would be C D O

I have OCD and I think the pattern should’ve gone the other way.

Ralph’s thinking is passive agressive. My son tried to pull this but I just kept making him do it over until right. You have to nip it in the bud.

It’s called “learned helplessness.” If you do a lousy job every time they ask you to do something, eventually they stop asking!

To quote Cosby:[Men] are dumb, but we are not so dumb. It takes great courage and work to keep from working.

Ralph is clearly thinking logically. The vine grows along the ground and a flower grows upward so of course the flower should be on top and the vine on the bottom. His wife is just bat crap crazy.

My TP rolls over the top (hotel style) but I can see the problem with kids and some animals (none here) and my paper towels are plain Bounty.

wait a minute….paper towels have patterns?? since when ???