Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 25, 2013
Transcript:
Voice: Alice! That's enough TV! Alice: huh? Voice: You spend too much time in front of the TV with your eyes all bugged out. Alice: So? Voice: It's a waste of time and it's bad for you eyes! I'll bet it's stretching your optic nerve like a rubber band! Alice: huh? Voice: I'll bet your optic nerve is six feet long! I'll bet your eyeballs will pop out like yo-yos if you keep watching so much TV. Alice: Really? Voice: Now go outside and play! Alice: Okay! Alice: Guess what! I've almost learned how to extend my eyeballs on stalks! Beni: I'm glad somebody is using their time wisely.
margueritem over 11 years ago
I love Beni and his comments.
gocomics over 11 years ago
Actually, there’s no evidence that television is bad for your eyes. Or that parents are rational. Or honest.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
’Tis a rare and wondrous skill, Alice! No wonder Beni is so impressed. (Why is Dill so blase?)
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
Dill still has some work to do to get to their level.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
TV teaches how to be violent, and thats all…!
nboady over 11 years ago
I’d be interested in knowing how much of the monthly fee goes to paying cartoonists.
pumaman over 11 years ago
You can’t see who is talking to Alice. Mom or Dad? I’m guessing Mom.
ChessPirate over 11 years ago
Dill is probably wondering if he could extend his eyeballs out on stalks, could he get birds to land on them.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yes, it is WELL worth the membership fee.
gocomics over 11 years ago
@Citizen GROG! I’ve never understood why “outside” is automatically better. Every day, we learn more and more than the outside is bad for us. We (as a species) invented shelter to avoid the outside. We can ever exercise indoors now.
@Night-Gaunt49 Well, we’re born with it, but, since we’re also an intelligent species, maybe we’re not stuck with it?
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
I was thinking that it was possibly Petey who was talking to Alice, especially after whoever it was started in with all the six-foot optic-nerve stuff. Peter, of course, is perfectly capable of unloosing flights of fancy – probably Madeline is, too.
gocomics over 11 years ago
@JP Steve I’m not sure that would work. The Vulcans are also genetically illogical and violent. The teachings of Surak helped them control their violence and illogic. I was thinking more along the lines of education and focusing more on developing our thought process (on an individual, not evolutionary) basis.
gocomics over 11 years ago
If we accept that civilization does (or will ultimately), reward logical thinking and intelligence, illogic will eventually die out. Even today, the definition of “fittest” is quite different than it was in the caveman days.
gocomics over 11 years ago
According to http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Vulcan the Vulcans didn’t alter their minds, only their philosophy. In particular, “those who opposed logic left Vulcan and founded colonies elsewhere most notably on the planet Romulus”, suggesting logic was a individual choice, not a result of brain alteration (unless accepting a new philosophy counts as brain alteration). Of course, some Vulcans follow courses of study (eg, the Kolinahr) to become even more logical, but, again, I wouldn’t count this as “brain alternation”.