Monty by Jim Meddick for July 15, 2013

Robots have teeth?

This is the native dance of the Dork.

That’s right, E.B. Don’t worry about it; it’s only silly old Monty, anyway.

I can think of a lot of reasons…. but mosquitoes aren’t one of them, and that wasn’t it.

Steam Vapor… Brushes. They’re not just for teeth anymore.

Q: What was your name here, previously?

“Clap on, Clap off, the Clapper”

Ya right ,sure thing… can you clap with one hand?

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Mr. Meddick,I read a Time news story today titled Ice Cream Men Gone Wild, that reminded me of the typical Monty strip with nerdy men fighting over silly stuff, in this case ice cream selling turf. Much like the July 8 Monty strip.Thanks for reminding me the silly world you concoct is actually disturbingly close to real life.

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” —Dalai Lama XIV

Great bunch of comments! I realized that I have done something like that. Finally even bought an indoor mosquito zapper a few years ago and sometimes use it – but I’ve no idea if it works. I have those donuts for all my water features outside (and the Off fan thingy) but the dang things always find me!

Lately it’s wasps that like to land on my arms while I skim the pool (at least they never bite) may be attracted to all the magnesium oil I’ve been using. I hope it keeps the skeeters away!

I try to avoid getting the clap in the bedroom.

Monty’s got three heads, four feet and six arms for a moment. What kind of conjoined person is that?

Waiting for The Human Centipede 3 to come out…

In the still of the night, armed only with a rolled newspaper, the hunt begins. Following not a scent, not a track, but a sound. So tiny and insistent. But ohhhhh, so annoying!.A swing and a miss. Another swing and a smack and miss. And another. Will this hunt ever end? There! The arm raises and slams down! Death comes quickly as the prey’s atoms are smacked deep into the woodwork..ahhhh, peace at last. Quiet. Snuggle back in bed. To sleep. Too bad the alarm goes off 2minutes later. :)