Pickles by Brian Crane for July 08, 2013

Yup, you’re right…I can detect that aura clear from here.

Earl’s trying to keep the monthly water billdown Opal.

If the air has a hint of tan to it…

It’s the fruit flies that gave him away, like PigPen!Where I live older folks, men and women both, seldom use deoderant. They will splash cologne on instead. It doesn’t help. When they’re dressed to the nines, but leave a stellae of stink behind them that hangs in the air for a few seconds, it kind of spoils the look.

that’s an auroma, right?

well, get used to it. nursing homes only hose down their ‘guests’ once or twice a week.something to do with skin damage from too much water or soap, I think.

Orinoco…where do you live? I’ll be sure to keep my distance…

Opal wears bunny slippers

Opal, what part of NO don’t you understand?

aroma not aura is stinky lol

Opal gets everything wrong.

It’s the “au-roma” or eau de old man that surrounds Earl.

Opal is going to nag Earl right out of the house.

BUSTED!

LOL xxx

Ugh I work w/someone like that. His presence preceeds him.

that chair has skid marks on it

She LIVES with him and SLEEPS with him…how did she NOT know he hadn’t showered the first day?!