NATE: Dad, I want to go to the movies with the guys on Friday, but I don't have any money. So ... *ahem* ...you can guess where I'm going with this.
DAD: Not to the movies, obviously.
DAD: May all his popcorn be stale.
Hey everyone. This is WAY off topic with the comic but i want to say this. So the Royal Baby was born! Thats great! However million children still starve in Africa and nobody cares! We have to do something! Thank you for reading this
@EmilyBigNate10 I’ve decided NOT to wish you a happy birthday. I hope your birthday is lousy and depressing, but that the 364 days following it are awesome.
gocomics over 11 years ago
Either you’re twins, or your mother is very prolific, or you mean in different years
ulomz over 11 years ago
So you’ll both be going to the movies then. :) Happy birthday to you and your brother.
PoodleGroomer over 11 years ago
May you get diet pop with artificial annoying flavor instead of regular.
SuperDavid over 11 years ago
Happy birthday, I guess
Francis Trimble over 11 years ago
I bet Dad steals Nate’s money for junk food
SuperDavid over 11 years ago
I bet Dad steals Nate’s money for junk food
Mr Buddy over 11 years ago
I think Dad is doing a “Brain Teaser”
Marvelmoan1114 over 11 years ago
BRILLIANT observation, Marty.
interjetic over 11 years ago
hey I don’t want my popcorn to be stale!
Arsenal rock over 11 years ago
Hey everyone. This is WAY off topic with the comic but i want to say this. So the Royal Baby was born! Thats great! However million children still starve in Africa and nobody cares! We have to do something! Thank you for reading this
Steven Cooper Premium Member over 11 years ago
Happy birthday to you both…
orbenjawell Premium Member over 11 years ago
It’s almost frightening when Marty springs a zinger on the kid with such lightning speed. Almost……….
orbenjawell Premium Member over 11 years ago
AND!! IF he could read Nate’s gloomy parting thought, he likely would’ve shot this back: But I"M not the one NOT going to the movies!! Glee! GLEE!!
kamb8 over 11 years ago
Seeing a movie on Friday? That gives us time for a story arc in the meanwhile!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sorry Nate.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Happy birthday. I hope you have a wonderful time.
sbwertz over 11 years ago
My dad and his brother were born on the same day five years apart.
QuietStorm27 over 11 years ago
Happy birthday to you both! My honey and my niece’s birthday is Aug. 1st. The honey and I will be going to dinner and a movie.
gocomics over 11 years ago
@EmilyBigNate10 I’ve decided NOT to wish you a happy birthday. I hope your birthday is lousy and depressing, but that the 364 days following it are awesome.
Mario Kart about 3 years ago
I can see Nate’s side.
nolan.ausanka 4 months ago
Cheapstake