The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 20, 2013

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    Woody157  over 11 years ago

    I had an uncle that used to really enjoy pulling pranks on me like Brutus was pulling on Hattie. I would get all tounge tied and stumble over the second or third verse and he just laughed. At last I looked him square in the eyes and said one time straight through, “Rubber baby buggy bumpers three times fast!” I was feeling pretty good with myself and thought I did really well, till he asked me the next riddle..

    “RAILROAD CROSSING LOOK OUT FOR THE CARS, CAN YOU SPELL THAT WITHOUT ANY ’R’s?” .If nobody gets it Saturday then I will print the answer in Sunday mornings column.

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    francophile  over 11 years ago

    T-h-a-t.

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    Woody157  over 11 years ago

    I guess kids are smarter today than we were in the 40’s.

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    sharoncurly  over 11 years ago

    @woody.comtrain crossing watch out for automobiles

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    francophile  over 11 years ago

    @Woody 157 Who are you calling a “kid”? I turned 64 last Sunday.

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    ChessPirate  over 11 years ago

    A plane crashed on the border of the US and Canada. Where did they bury the survivors?

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    “Red Baby Buggy Bumpers Three Times Fast”.Pay up…

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    JoePhan  over 11 years ago

    No, no, no, Brutus. That’s “Red rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers.” And, for those of you who don’t understand such things, it’s a tongue-twister, and you teach them to children to help develop their language skills, just like a lot of children’s games are really about developing hand-eye coordination.

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    Grumley  over 11 years ago

    It can’t be because that man would be dead.

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    boldyuma  over 11 years ago

    Two Ducks Fussing In A Ditch.. 3 times fast

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