The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 20, 2013
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Transcript:
Brutus: Bet you a buck you can't say "rubber baby buggy bumpers" three times fast! Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: You're on! Hurricane Hattie O'hara: Rubber baby buggy bupers, rubber bagy bubby bummers, rugger bamy bumpy budders, there - pay up! Brutus: No way! You didn't say it correctly! Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: You never said I had to - pay up!
I had an uncle that used to really enjoy pulling pranks on me like Brutus was pulling on Hattie. I would get all tounge tied and stumble over the second or third verse and he just laughed. At last I looked him square in the eyes and said one time straight through, “Rubber baby buggy bumpers three times fast!” I was feeling pretty good with myself and thought I did really well, till he asked me the next riddle..
“RAILROAD CROSSING LOOK OUT FOR THE CARS, CAN YOU SPELL THAT WITHOUT ANY ’R’s?” .If nobody gets it Saturday then I will print the answer in Sunday mornings column.