Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 17, 2013

Meet Joe Black?

Now I’m hungry…

Just wait until you see his Duck à l’Orange!

So the potato chips were just the appetizers?

Brewster, leave right away! “Serving Man” isn’t about cooking! IT’S A DIPLOMACY SHOW!!!

Please, now that “Twinkies” are back, Brewster could have this one sewed up tightly.

I call it lunch…Maybe some chocolate milk…

Soon they will enjoy their first Coca Cola burp.

This is one of my favorite recipes!

“Eckthquithit, but it stickth to the roof of my mouf.”

Time to whip up some soylent green……..if only I knew what it is made of!

Will jelly be next . . . or, with Brewster in mind, jam might be apropos . . . . . ☻

I tried peanut butter in my mouse traps but they weren’t interested. They prefer dry roast peanuts.

Years ago I read a story about an interplanetary cooking competition where the human won. Everyone loved his dish no matter what their taste sensors were like. His secret ingredient was LSD.

I was talking about the LSD story, not To Serve Man.

The natural sugar in peanuts is the fastest digesting on the planet. Peanut butter is #1 item diabetics get in their mouths for low sugar..The near instant effect on an unsuspecting Alien may run from shooting him up the walls to vodka style collapse.