Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 22, 2013

Sitting there would drive me to drink.

The I’s don’t have it.

And where is this third person? He gets the bar bill.

Susan Sunshine is offering to come in and order a drink, because so far, she doesn’t see a third person in this bar.

If I weren’t the first person in, I’d leave.

I want to go!! I mean, Tirasmol would like to visit.

Where is Elmo? He definitely belongs there.

Packratjohn thinks this entire scenario is ludicrous.

Reminds me of my favorite motivational quote:

There is no “I” in TEAM….. but there is a “ME”.

there is an outside chance i would remember their names

Bob Dole is the owner…