Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 01, 2013

“Fudillions”? How many gazillion jillion zillions is that? My calculator ran out of zeros…

Asked in a survey to name their greatest fear, 27% of respondents chose public speaking.Also ranking high: cancer, and death of a parent or spouse.So what horror genre would entail people having to give speeches while their parents are dying of cancer?

Marsupials scare me… Cause they’re FAST!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xKXbOVbAvE

Fudillions? What’s a fudillion? She could use cows mutilated mysteriously by aliens. lol

Hey, we lived for a while in Mutilated Cow Country. Local stores even sold t-shirts to that effect, maybe a fudillion.

How about Scientologists? Pretty scary enough for me!

Insane limping clowns.

You’d have me scared with spiders, but I wouldn’t see the movie.

“First Date with Ariel Castro you’ll never go home”“Agnes and Bob’s First Child”“UFOs return all missing Cow Parts”“Snakes in The House – don’t look under the bed”“Afghanistan II – the awakening”“The Itsy Bitsy Spider Isn’t so Itsy Bitsy any more”“The Drought, The Flood and My Day at The Office”“The Collapse: Yesterday’s Students, Today’s Only Hope”-Nope, sorry, I just can’t think of anything scary.

the author needs to be more careful. notice the huge mistake in the first bubble. this is not the first error I’ve found in this strip.